PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM LOAFHOUSE INDUSTRIES ABOUT THE DINOSAUR

October 31, 2025. 9:04 during anti-meridian.

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The dinosaur in question

We here at Loafhouse Industries would like to assure you to all, after the tragic event that happened earlier, that we can not give a fuck about the dinosaur. Because of non-disclosure agreements between us and the dinosaur, we are not allowed to say any other information until the agreements expire. In conclusion: we do not and legally cannot give a fuck about the dinosaur. Thank you for understanding.